Post by mortsahlfan on Sept 23, 2019 9:00:59 GMT -5
"Ah, Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight you're in for a special treat"
<audience roars in anticipation of maybe seeing Jim whip it out....Ray gives an exaggerated cough and "ah hem"....>
"No, no, no, not that, not that....You only get that treat on full moons"
"Besides, I know there are a lot of young people out there and I wouldn't want anyone to faint or blush..."
"The last time it happened grown men were weeping.....Policemen were turning in their badges"
"Oh, I get it, I get it. Everyone was intimidated tonight by all the security precautions and everything, ohhhh...."
"Well, just remember their motto is to protect and serve"
<audience roars in anticipation of maybe seeing Jim whip it out....Ray gives an exaggerated cough and "ah hem"....>
"No, no, no, not that, not that....You only get that treat on full moons"
"Besides, I know there are a lot of young people out there and I wouldn't want anyone to faint or blush..."
"The last time it happened grown men were weeping.....Policemen were turning in their badges"
"Oh, I get it, I get it. Everyone was intimidated tonight by all the security precautions and everything, ohhhh...."
"Well, just remember their motto is to protect and serve"
